Tennis Nemesis
[00:00.00]Tennis Nemesis - 林子祥
[00:26.00]Playing the forehand
[00:28.00]You're missing the ball
[00:29.00]And you feel that your timing is off
[00:32.00]And you scoff at the umpire who's calling the line
[00:37.00]Yes he's blind
[00:38.00]But be kind
[00:39.00]It's not time when you're trailing behind
[00:45.00]Bend those old knees you'll be catching the breeze as the man
[00:49.00]At the net takes a crack at your head
[00:53.00]Now you're down 45 and there's no time to cry
[00:57.00]You say "Wait" They say "Why"
[00:59.00]And here's mud in your eye
[01:04.00]Adding insult to your third double fault
[01:08.00]They all said that the net was too low
[01:13.00]Your lobs are too short
[01:14.00]And your strings are too taut
[01:16.00]And your age is beginning to show
[01:24.00]Don't feel defeated
[01:25.00]You're only un-seeded
[01:28.00]You just can't believe it
[01:29.00]Oh ain't we conceited
[01:31.00]So put on your Adidas and make like you're Vilas
[01:36.00]Just having competed is all that it is
[02:11.00]Navratilova Helena Sukova
[02:14.00]Ivan Miloslav Yannick Noah
[02:19.00]Chrissie and Steffi and Miss Sabatini
[02:23.00]Becker and Borg McEnroe
[02:30.00]Tennis is fun when you don't have to run
[02:33.00]When the scoring is none and you don't care who won
[02:38.00]So get off your buns and get out in the sun
[02:42.00]We can go one on one till the morning is done